jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite